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You know what to do

June 20th, 2003

Vote out: Cameron Federico

Only a good thing

June 20th, 2003

Premiership set for return to free TV: Great and not before time. “The new system will lead to more televised football than ever, with 138 live matches up for grabs – 32 more than under the current deal, which expires at the end of next season.”

On Heat

June 16th, 2003

Jesus it was hot yesterday. This weekend our nation hit the BBQs and the sweet smell of carbonated meat wafted through the air. We enjoyed two such events this weekend. My thermometer recorded 32 degrees Celsius yesterday. Looks like another scorcher today too. Media links… Ray finally releases his pent-up aggression in the BB loo. […]

Renault Clio V6

June 9th, 2003

I drive a Renault Clio but it’s nothing like this.

Worship the new God

June 5th, 2003

It just gets better and better. Jon has been pondering on the meaning of life.

Alan Tickle?

June 5th, 2003

Craving a new series of Alan Partridge? Don’t worry, he’s alive and well daily on Big Brother. Yes, Jon Tickle is Norwich’s number one DJ in the flesh. I watched with complete amusement last night as Mr. Tickle put up a large tent and teased Big Brother with constant heckles. If this guy gets the […]

Keep Jon in

May 30th, 2003

Big Brother’s Jon is up for eviction this week. There is a high chance he will be voted out. This is a shame as he’s plainly intelligent, witty and an all round interesting chap. The producers evidently want shot of the bloke and have been editing the daily footage to show him as boring: Jon […]

Crossroads: It was all a dream

May 28th, 2003

Crossroads is being killed off with a totally crazy storyline. I never watched it but maybe I’ll video the last episode for a good old laugh.

Live TV poised for comeback

May 15th, 2003

According to todays Guardian, the home of topless darts, news bunny and other zany items, Live TV could be back on our screens very soon. This is despite the fact that it only ever attracted around 100,000 viewers at its peak. I know this news will excite Shay. Live TV: Buy the book from Amazon. […]

5 Live breakfast wars

April 4th, 2003

Radio 5 Live presenters Nicky Campbell and Fi Glover were involved in an ‘uncomfortable spat’ this morning, after an allusion was made to an incident in which he allegedly made co-presenter Victoria Derbyshire burst into tears. Now this is better than your evening soaps. Alan Partridge would be proud!