Guy Carberry /

This is an article from my old blog. My views may have changed with the benefit of hindsight and experience.

No more stitches

October 6th, 2003

Got home on friday from Mandy and Chris’ wedding reception rather worse for wear. Chris had somhow managed to get me to drink a hefty amount of whiskey prior to leaving on top of five pints.

However, due to being mentally drunk I decided to get out the scissors and cut away the
painful stitches from where my wisdom tooth used to be.

I have now been pain free since friday night after doing something that could have all gone horribly wrong, . I was amazed at my high-precision ability to snip just the stitch and no flesh! This left me free to puke my guts up the next morning without hideous amounts of agony.

Last night I watched Derren Brown put a gun to his head in his own version of Russian Roulette. Excellent bit of TV, far outclassing that loser in a box over the Thames.

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