{"id":91,"date":"2002-12-16T16:11:32","date_gmt":"2002-12-16T16:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.guyweb.co.uk\/?p=91"},"modified":"2002-12-16T16:11:32","modified_gmt":"2002-12-16T16:11:32","slug":"slack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/2002\/12\/16\/slack\/","title":{"rendered":"Slack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apologies for not updating in a while. I&#8217;m absolutely snowed under at work in the lead up to Christmas. This leaves me with precious little time to write. For this, I&#8217;m sorry. Don&#8217;t desert me.<\/p>\n<p>A brief update: Our house is on the market. Yes it&#8217;s an unusual time to try and sell your house over Christmas, but, sod it &#8211; we want to move. A family came to look around our house yesterday under the illusion that it was forty grand less that we were advertising it at. The Estate Agent&#8217;s screwed up big time. \u00a340,000 cheaper? Yes please &#8211; bargain. People will be scrambling over themselves to buy the place. The people were amazingly surprised at how nice our house was for the money. Absolutely no structural work needed. &#8220;What&#8217;s the area like?&#8221; &#8211; cos that&#8217;s gotta be why it&#8217;s so cheep. Great schools, great neighbours. You know the score. &#8220;And you&#8217;re asking \u00a397,000 you say?&#8221; Whhhhaaaattttt?<\/p>\n<p>The insane thing was &#8211; these deluded prats were still going to haggle over the price!<\/p>\n<p>And today we looked at the papers to find that house prices will fall by 30% over the next three years. Well, we&#8217;ll be happily settled in our new life away from Milton Keynes by then and happy to ride it out. So there.<\/p>\n<p>Normal service will resume soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apologies for not updating in a while. I&#8217;m absolutely snowed under at work in the lead up to Christmas. This leaves me with precious little time to write. For this, I&#8217;m sorry. Don&#8217;t desert me. A brief update: Our house is on the market. Yes it&#8217;s an unusual time to try and sell your house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}