I got about two hours sleep last night. Total. I largely attribute this to my evening meal that consisted of Chinese food from Safeway including half a crispy duck. After polishing off this value-for-money treat, I was literally bursting at the seams. Four hours later, things were still digesting, my throat was dry and no amount of water could quench my thirst. It was like having a full-fat Friday Kebab from Marmaris (in Southampton). So at 2am I got up for yet another pint of water. It was at this point I started to suspect that other means were adding to my insomnia. For there is a light outside my bedroom window that illuminates our end of our four-house cul-de-sac. Last night it was enjoying be extremely bright and then really dim at frequent occasions during the night. Being a light sleeper at the best of times, this was a right pain in the backside.<\/p>\n
So I tried to sleep, having guzzled yet another pint only to find my brain mentally composing this story for the pure fact that I could use the title of the quality *Smiths song<\/a> with the video<\/a> that sees Morrisey and crew cycling around Salford with their geeky 80s mates. At this point I slept. Two hours later, here I am. I’m tired and will be all day. I feel for David Baddiel<\/a>, my last night is his every night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I got about two hours sleep last night. Total. I largely attribute this to my evening meal that consisted of Chinese food from Safeway including half a crispy duck. After polishing off this value-for-money treat, I was literally bursting at the seams. Four hours later, things were still digesting, my throat was dry and no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}