{"id":375,"date":"2003-10-06T08:56:10","date_gmt":"2003-10-06T08:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.guyweb.co.uk\/?p=375"},"modified":"2003-10-06T08:56:10","modified_gmt":"2003-10-06T08:56:10","slug":"no-more-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/2003\/10\/06\/no-more-stitches\/","title":{"rendered":"No more stitches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got home on friday from Mandy and Chris&#8217; wedding reception rather worse for wear. Chris had somhow managed to get me to drink a hefty amount of whiskey prior to leaving on top of five pints.<\/p>\n<p>However, due to being mentally drunk I decided to get out the scissors and cut away the<br \/>\n<a title=\"Stitched up (GuyWeb.co.uk)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.guyweb.co.uk\/archives\/000797.asp\">painful stitches<\/a> from where my wisdom tooth used to be.<\/p>\n<p>I have now been pain free since friday night after doing something that could have all gone horribly wrong, . I was amazed at my high-precision ability to snip just the stitch and no flesh! This left me free to puke my guts up the next morning without hideous amounts of agony.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.channel4.com\/entertainment\/tv\/microsites\/D\/derren_brown\/index.html\">Derren Brown<\/a> put a gun to his head in his own version of Russian Roulette. Excellent bit of TV, far outclassing that loser in a box over the Thames.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got home on friday from Mandy and Chris&#8217; wedding reception rather worse for wear. Chris had somhow managed to get me to drink a hefty amount of whiskey prior to leaving on top of five pints. However, due to being mentally drunk I decided to get out the scissors and cut away the painful stitches [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}