{"id":364,"date":"2003-09-24T13:02:22","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T13:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.guyweb.co.uk\/?p=364"},"modified":"2003-09-24T13:02:22","modified_gmt":"2003-09-24T13:02:22","slug":"tooth-out-pain-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/2003\/09\/24\/tooth-out-pain-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Tooth out &#8211; Pain in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Off work today after having my massive wisdom tooth &#8216;extracted&#8217; from my jaw. For twenty minutes I endured drilling and yanking and then stitching. My face is distorted beyond recognition but that may be something to do with the hefty amount of painkillers and antibiotics I&#8217;m necking every four hours at the moment. Apparently if the pain gets too bad I can take paracetamols between courses of all the other drugs.<\/p>\n<p>I have photographic evidence of my bleeding face and the evil tooth. When I come out the otherside of this haze I will post them up here.<\/p>\n<p>Just watched Mulholland Drive again and it all makes sense. Drugs do work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Off work today after having my massive wisdom tooth &#8216;extracted&#8217; from my jaw. For twenty minutes I endured drilling and yanking and then stitching. My face is distorted beyond recognition but that may be something to do with the hefty amount of painkillers and antibiotics I&#8217;m necking every four hours at the moment. Apparently if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}