{"id":177,"date":"2003-03-27T12:50:54","date_gmt":"2003-03-27T12:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.guyweb.co.uk\/?p=177"},"modified":"2003-03-27T12:50:54","modified_gmt":"2003-03-27T12:50:54","slug":"southampton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/2003\/03\/27\/southampton\/","title":{"rendered":"Southampton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A quote from Sky News via Tracy:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton,&#8221; UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s either never been to Southampton, or he&#8217;s never been to Umm Qasr&#8221; says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.<\/p>\n<p>Another soldier added: &#8220;There&#8217;s no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.  It&#8217;s more like Portsmouth.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A quote from Sky News via Tracy: &#8220;Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton,&#8221; UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday. &#8220;He&#8217;s either never been to Southampton, or he&#8217;s never been to Umm Qasr&#8221; says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr. Another soldier added: &#8220;There&#8217;s no beer, no prostitutes and people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guycarberry.co.uk\/guyweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}